i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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