yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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