People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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