Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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