Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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