My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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