if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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