sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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