His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
