I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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