You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
