dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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