This girl is more easily done than said...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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