I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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