i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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