i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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