I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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