So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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