She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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