If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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