either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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