We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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