Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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