She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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