lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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