I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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