I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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