my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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