You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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