we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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