so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
