I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
