So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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