If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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