Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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