I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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