question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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