i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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