Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Too much gin, very little bucket
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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