if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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