remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he puts the penis in happiness.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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