Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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