Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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