Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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