South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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