She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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