lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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