i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
