...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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