Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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