So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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