Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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