Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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