I wannas sexs uuuuu
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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