We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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