Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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